Bits & Pieces

You know how life insurance policies have the clause excluding payment if death is caused by an act of God. If you're an atheist, do you even bother getting insurance? Do you sue the insurance company & make them prove that God exists? What is an act of God? According to the Bible, acts of God , to name a few, were parting of the Red Sea, creation, plagues, floods & the infamous burning bush. (Careful of that bikini wax ladies.) If flooding is considered an act of God, per the Bible, why do insurance companies offer flood insurance?

Back in the late 30's or early 40's, one of the most celebrated party givers, movie star, Broadway star & overall bonne vivant was Tallulah Bankhead. She once gave a party & invited the Marx Brothers. Well Chico Marx was at that time in lust with Miss Bankhead & wanted to have sex with her. As the story goes, he approached her & said, "Tallulah, I really want to fuck you. " To which Tallulah replied" And so you shall dear boy, so you shall." Truly a broad with style.

Every year as more & more of the Nixon tapes & documents are released, they continue to show how hard "Tricky Dickie" tried to thwart the Constitution of the United States to suppress opposition & the illegal use of federal agencies (FBI, CIA, IRS) to screw over the people on his enemies list, & the illegal bombing of Laos & Cambodia. The list goes on. When that asshole took a dirt nap, he was afforded all the bullshit tributes from the then current President Bill Clinton , former Presidents & various statesmen. Jesus H. Christ, Clinton even proclaimed a national day of mourning.

Throughout our history, the United States has had stupid Presidents, incompetent Presidents & corrupt Presidents. No one was more evil than Richard Milhouse Nixon. Darth Vader was in the White House. I reached adulthood in the late 60's & saw first hand what that fascist tried to do to this country. And no, I cannot let it go. To this day I still hope someone drove a stake through his heart to make sure he stays dead. We came perilously close to having a dictatorship established in the USA.

Final thought. Someone needs to abolish Congress. Who the hell are they really working for?

Wham bam thank you ma'am

Today, whilst fixing breakfast, ABC's Good Morning America was in the background .

They had a story about Halle Barry's stalker etc.

Pretty sad all the sickos out there.

The bizarre thing was, they had an interview with Paris Hilton regarding her experience with a stalker.

Who the fuck is she kidding? You don't have to stalk Paris Hilton... just have TMZ set up at your house & the publicity slut will show up at your door in minutes.

You gotta love the need to create these minor league celebrities.

The list is endless.

F%@k Fox

Well they're at it again.

For the last week a half, the powers that be at Fox Noise have chosen a topic to inflame the public, and they keep fanning those same self created flames. It's the Casey Anthony verdict.

If you don't know the background of the charges & the trial itself, stop reading now.

Anyway, the jury found the defendant ( Casey Anthony ) not guilty. In the jury's own words, the prosecution failed to prove their case.

That's not good enough for the Fox folks. Why use a match when a flamethrower will do.

In the Fox Noise typical overreaction & moral indignation, they interviewed Ms. Anthony's ex fiance, uncles, cousins, aunts, neighbors and anyone who was of similar opinion that a major miscarriage of justice was perpetrated upon the American public. Kill that bitch. Execute her now.

They only naysayer going against the Fox Noise credo, believe it or not, was Jerry Rivers, or as he's known on the network, Geraldo Rivera.

Geraldo actually took on one of Fox Noise's ,major fascist contributors, Bernie Goldberg. After Bernie put his line of crap out there to further incite the mob, Geraldo, in a nice piece of lawyer speak, told Bernie to shove it up & break it off. Reminding Bernie that he was not a lawyer, or judge.

The jury found her not guilty. Case not proven. Move on with your life.

Well after inciting the mob for over a week, the asswipes on their morning show were shocked that some of the jury were scared for their lives. Some had quit their jobs, some were moving out of state.

And as of today 7/12/2011, the beat goes on. Those self righteous peckerwoods won't be happy until someone takes out (kills) Casey Anthony. Then Fox Noise can do a month on gun owners rights.

P.S.

Where was Fox Noise's moral indignation when David Vitter (R) Senator from Louisiana was arrested for having sex with Whores. (prostitutes) Not reported at all on Fox. That asshole is still in office.

Where was Fox Noise's moral indignation when John Ensign, former (R) Senator from Utah was charged by a Senate investigating committee of having sex with a staff member (female), bribing her husband with a lobbying job & lying to the Senate about those events. Ensign resigned 24 hours before the report was made public & he could be arrested. Not reported.

So boys & girls, once again, Fox Noise has given ample reason to get f#%ked.

On the lighter side. Rupert Murdoch, the owner of the Fox empire had to close down one of his tabloids (News of the World) the other day amidst a scandal involving hacking into crime victims emails & cell phones.

These intrepid reporters also hacked into & stole private files (bank statements, medical records) of politicians, doctors & people associated with the Royal Family. The police were also bribed by these same reporters so they could get juicy tidbits to publish. Example: A judge got busted for sex with a boy & the cops tipped off the reporters So they got the story first.

One of the main targets appears to be former British PM, Gordon Brown.

Several reporters have been arrested as well as one former editor. Another former editor, who now runs Murdoch's "Wall Street Journal" may face charges of lying to Parliament during the initial investigation. (2007 & 2009) Scotland Yard continues to investigate some of the more serious alleged crimes. Such as James Murdoch (spawn of the Devil) who oversees the Murdoch operations in the United Kingdom, signing a check for 1 million dollars speculated to be "hush money" & in his own words "misleading Parliament". His own words. All this has led to Murdoch's empire losing 3 billion dollars in one day & putting in jeopardy his purchase of British Sky Broadcasting Group. Sometimes bad things do happen to bad people.

This, that & the other (the gift that keeps on giving)

By now you've heard all the pundits trying out for "America's Got Talent" with their Anthony Wiener jokes

Wiener in hot water

Wiener gets roasted

Wiener to be grilled etc, etc.

They would be pretty funny if the situation wasn't so tragic.

Here is another example of a politician thinking they are bulletproof. Another politician betraying the public trust with their suspect moral character. Hey goofballs, it's the electronic age.... there ain't no secrets. Just resign for the Christ sake. You are a disgrace & a liability. Oh yeah. Grow the fuck up.

LeBron James the Donald Trump of athletes. What a arrogant, egotistical, clueless #@%*&#@$*@.

You now represent everything that the public despises about over paid ballplayers. In the off season, I expect the proverbial "other shoe to drop", by you committing a felonious act. You will show no contrition & buy your way out of what would be a mandatory prison sentence for any non "superstar. Hey LeBron, is that your picture in Webster's Dictionary right next to the definition of LOSER.

Mitt Romney: Claims to have created jobs. Falsehood. This liar made his fortune by buying businesses at bargain prices, laying off thousands while outsourcing their old jobs & finally running the companies into bankruptcy. Nice guy.

Finally. Former MN Governor & Presidential wannabe Tim Pawlenty. Or as the Republican hipsters call him.... T-Paw. As if any one who is even remotely hip would vote for this inept

incompetent liar.

Background: Pawlenty take over as Gov. in 2002. Inherits a huge budget surplus & in the space of 2 years runs it up to a $4.56 billion deficit. He cuts education spending. Cuts Corporate taxes by 20%, Increases fees (camping permits, driver license,fishing & hunting licenses & all things that affect the general public) That was his double speak for keeping his campaign promise of not raising taxes. Cuts aid to cities, forcing them to increase property taxes. See, it's not T-Paws fault. A complete failure as Governor.

As to the liar part... last week, while courting the loonies, he appeared on Fox Noise & stated that the top 2% income earners in the USA accounted for 70% of all taxes paid. Maybe to some foreign country where all their off shore accounts are hidden.

If he couldn't manage the budget for the state of Minnesota, just think of the possibilities of him running the federal government. Best sell those treasury bonds now .

I am embarrassed & ashamed of my faulty memory again this year. Today I was playing some inane trivia game online, when, about 10 questions into the quiz, I realized the theme of the quiz was D Day. Every year the date of June 6th continues to not resonate in my feeble brain.

As a child of a WWII veteran, this date should at the least old some significance to myself & others of my age group.

Over 9,000 American troops were killed or physically wounded. Countless thousands of others were psychologically scarred for life from that horrific event. The memories of those heroic troops are still so vivid to this day that when the film, "Saving Private Ryan" was released, the U. S. Veterans Administration opened up a "hotline"to deal with the D Day survivors experiencing flash backs.

I'm not suggesting that a national holiday be declared honoring D Day. I do think that at the very least, every broadcast media outlet should shout it out every hour to remind idiots like myself, what a true sacrifice these gallant troops of all branches of the military did to stop an absolute madman from his dream of world conquest & the annihilation of the human race.

Again my apology, for being so wrapped up in my little world, to momentarily forget one of the most important events in American history & those who participated in keeping us free to be wrapped up in our own little worlds.

Slapped

The following people really need a "Leroy Jethro Gibbs" head slap. And slapped hard

Andrew Breitbart (right wing slanderous liar)

CNN (for allowing jackholes like the above spread bullshit without using the word "alleged" & without challenging him. The Anchor & producer should be slapped hard & then fired for timidity)

Chris Matthews (let somebody answer your questions you conversation interruptous)

Every one associated with Fox News, except Shepard Smith (for obvious reasons)

Joe Scarborourgh (check your ego at the door. Nobody cares that you were in Congress 10 fucking years ago. It's a completely new bought & paid for game right now. Shut up & stop interrupting your guests. You're as bad as Chris Matthews)

Michelle Bachmann (batshit crazy)

Harry Reid (spineless milquetoast)

Nancy Pelosi (how incompetent can one person be?)

Donald Trump (ego in proportion to him being the biggest blowhard asshole on the planet)

Michelle Bachmann ( needs a second helping)

Newt Gingrich (really morally bankrupt person who can't keep it in his pants while spouting family values. Just go away)

Politicians (shut up & get to work asswipes)

And finally... Barack Obama ( for being less than you promised & for wanting us to believe)

Say what?

Two days ago, the New York 26th District held a special election to fill a seat in the U S House of Representatives vacated by a republican involved in a scandal. What a surprise. The big surprise was that in a heavy republican district, the Democrat won in an upset. The reason the Dem. won was because the Rep. came out in favor of Wisconsin Republican U S Representative Paul Ryan's

budget plan to among other choice things included the abolishment of Medicare.

Now Ryan is hitting the air waves saying the Democrats used scare tactics to stir up the seniors & the Republicans didn't present the true picture of his budget plan etc. etc.

Locally, the Republican controlled House & Senate are deadlocked with the Democratic Governor over the state budget. The Republicans as usual want to cut social programs, aid to cities, cut corporate tax, raise property taxes, cuts funding for victims of child sex abuse, services for battered women, sexual assault providers, community crime prevention and gang and drug task forces & maintain the status quo for the upper 2% income. (The rich)

The Governor wants to raise the tax rate on the upper income to help balance the budget.

The Republican ain't gonna let it happen. The result is a stalemate, which will cause a special session to be called.

Now the rumor floating around, is that the state will be forced to shut down effective July 1 2011. No government except essential services.( i.e. law enforcement & a very few others)

This will coincide with the 4th of July weekend. Good luck getting to that camp site you reserved when all the state parks are closed. Have fun getting your driver's license renewed. Enjoy getting your unemployment check. Amazing that all the services shutting down will have the most impact on the middle class. What a stunning revelation.

I believe it was either Aristotle, Descartes, Nietzsche or some other philosopher of bygone times who had an interesting take on the ideas being put forth by the Republican politicians.

I quote,"Hey motherfuckers, kiss me where I stink"

Republicans had best beware. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans, white with foam. The American Eagle is coming, & is he pissed.