Saturday, July 30, 2011

Bits & Pieces


You know how life insurance policies have the clause excluding payment if death is caused by an act of God. If you're an atheist, do you even bother getting insurance? Do you sue the insurance company & make them prove that God exists? What is an act of God? According to the Bible, acts of God , to name a few, were parting of the Red Sea, creation, plagues, floods & the infamous burning bush. (Careful of that bikini wax ladies.) If flooding is considered an act of God, per the Bible, why do insurance companies offer flood insurance?

Back in the late 30's or early 40's, one of the most celebrated party givers, movie star, Broadway star & overall bonne vivant was Tallulah Bankhead. She once gave a party & invited the Marx Brothers. Well Chico Marx was at that time in lust with Miss Bankhead & wanted to have sex with her. As the story goes, he approached her & said, "Tallulah, I really want to fuck you. " To which Tallulah replied" And so you shall dear boy, so you shall." Truly a broad with style.

Every year as more & more of the Nixon tapes & documents are released, they continue to show how hard "Tricky Dickie" tried to thwart the Constitution of the United States to suppress opposition & the illegal use of federal agencies (FBI, CIA, IRS) to screw over the people on his enemies list, & the illegal bombing of Laos & Cambodia. The list goes on. When that asshole took a dirt nap, he was afforded all the bullshit tributes from the then current President Bill Clinton , former Presidents & various statesmen. Jesus H. Christ, Clinton even proclaimed a national day of mourning.
Throughout our history, the United States has had stupid Presidents, incompetent Presidents & corrupt Presidents. No one was more evil than Richard Milhouse Nixon. Darth Vader was in the White House. I reached adulthood in the late 60's & saw first hand what that fascist tried to do to this country. And no, I cannot let it go. To this day I still hope someone drove a stake through his heart to make sure he stays dead. We came perilously close to having a dictatorship established in the USA.

Final thought. Someone needs to abolish Congress. Who the hell are they really working for?

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Wham bam thank you ma'am


Today, whilst fixing breakfast, ABC's Good Morning America was in the background .
They had a story about Halle Barry's stalker etc.
Pretty sad all the sickos out there.
The bizarre thing was, they had an interview with Paris Hilton regarding her experience with a stalker.
Who the fuck is she kidding? You don't have to stalk Paris Hilton... just have TMZ set up at your house & the publicity slut will show up at your door in minutes.
You gotta love the need to create these minor league celebrities.
The list is endless.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

F%@k Fox


Well they're at it again.
For the last week a half, the powers that be at Fox Noise have chosen a topic to inflame the public, and they keep fanning those same self created flames. It's the Casey Anthony verdict.
If you don't know the background of the charges & the trial itself, stop reading now.

Anyway, the jury found the defendant ( Casey Anthony ) not guilty. In the jury's own words, the prosecution failed to prove their case.

That's not good enough for the Fox folks. Why use a match when a flamethrower will do.
In the Fox Noise typical overreaction & moral indignation, they interviewed Ms. Anthony's ex fiance, uncles, cousins, aunts, neighbors and anyone who was of similar opinion that a major miscarriage of justice was perpetrated upon the American public. Kill that bitch. Execute her now.
They only naysayer going against the Fox Noise credo, believe it or not, was Jerry Rivers, or as he's known on the network, Geraldo Rivera.
Geraldo actually took on one of Fox Noise's ,major fascist contributors, Bernie Goldberg. After Bernie put his line of crap out there to further incite the mob, Geraldo, in a nice piece of lawyer speak, told Bernie to shove it up & break it off. Reminding Bernie that he was not a lawyer, or judge.
The jury found her not guilty. Case not proven. Move on with your life.
Well after inciting the mob for over a week, the asswipes on their morning show were shocked that some of the jury were scared for their lives. Some had quit their jobs, some were moving out of state.
And as of today 7/12/2011, the beat goes on. Those self righteous peckerwoods won't be happy until someone takes out (kills) Casey Anthony. Then Fox Noise can do a month on gun owners rights.

P.S.
Where was Fox Noise's moral indignation when David Vitter (R) Senator from Louisiana was arrested for having sex with Whores. (prostitutes) Not reported at all on Fox. That asshole is still in office.
Where was Fox Noise's moral indignation when John Ensign, former (R) Senator from Utah was charged by a Senate investigating committee of having sex with a staff member (female), bribing her husband with a lobbying job & lying to the Senate about those events. Ensign resigned 24 hours before the report was made public & he could be arrested. Not reported.
So boys & girls, once again, Fox Noise has given ample reason to get f#%ked.

On the lighter side. Rupert Murdoch, the owner of the Fox empire had to close down one of his tabloids (News of the World) the other day amidst a scandal involving hacking into crime victims emails & cell phones.
These intrepid reporters also hacked into & stole private files (bank statements, medical records) of politicians, doctors & people associated with the Royal Family. The police were also bribed by these same reporters so they could get juicy tidbits to publish. Example: A judge got busted for sex with a boy & the cops tipped off the reporters So they got the story first.
One of the main targets appears to be former British PM, Gordon Brown.
Several reporters have been arrested as well as one former editor. Another former editor, who now runs Murdoch's "Wall Street Journal" may face charges of lying to Parliament during the initial investigation. (2007 & 2009) Scotland Yard continues to investigate some of the more serious alleged crimes. Such as James Murdoch (spawn of the Devil) who oversees the Murdoch operations in the United Kingdom, signing a check for 1 million dollars speculated to be "hush money" & in his own words "misleading Parliament". His own words. All this has led to Murdoch's empire losing 3 billion dollars in one day & putting in jeopardy his purchase of British Sky Broadcasting Group. Sometimes bad things do happen to bad people.